I overheard this while buying my pastured eggs at the farmers market:
LADY CUSTOMER: Where are your eggs from?
FARMER: The farm in Santa Paula.
LADY CUSTOMER: Okay but what do they eat?
FARMER: Oh, they eat bugs and worms and such…
LADY CUSTOMER: Ew! They eat bugs? I can’t buy them then.
As the lady walked away, I wondered if she was a very particular ovo-vegetarian?